Celebrities must love their children to give them such laughable names. Because celebrities are smart and they know that after years of ridicule and titty twisters from classmates their children will grow up to be tough, independent, adults who would probably grow rich and powerful even without their guaranteed celebrity trust funds.

It’s with this notion that we created The Celebrity Baby Name Generator. Now you too can give your baby-to-be a name that any celebrity would be jealous of. And you’ll have a name that ensures your child will grow up to be a tough, independent adult. Or perhaps a psychopath. You never can tell.