Southern Sayings GeneratorI was as lazy as a one-legged antelope in a huckleberry patch.
Generated on 1/19/2010
I was as undecided as a rancid gypsy getting religion.
Generated on 1/19/2010
She was as depressed as a deep-fried donkey in a cow's ass.
Generated on 1/19/2010
I'm as mixed up as a dizzy kangaroo in a huckleberry patch.
Generated on 1/19/2010
I was as hungover as an English grifter in a coalmine.
Generated on 1/19/2010
I'm as giddy as a dehydrated sword swallower in a melon patch.
Generated on 1/19/2010
I'm as shameful as dead lap dog on a duck hunt.
Generated on 1/19/2010