Facebook Status GeneratorMy boyfriend had an allergic reaction to a snow angel
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My uncle traded a compliment for sweat pants
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I believe I no longer need skirt-chasing fleas
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Weeping openly at an erotic piano bar
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My probation officer traded a family pet for a pizza
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My co-worker found a pogo stick
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Our gardener tried to swallow a snowman
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Took my buddy to the most brutal strip club
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