Twitter Status GeneratorFunkily punchdrunk and getting over toast.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Curiously depressed and dreaming of cattle.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Almost groovy and wishing there was more clowns.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Violently flattered and fretting over junk mail.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Brutally sarcastic and opining on pancakes.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Blithely flattened and wishing there was more chick flicks.
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Nervously religious and sad about toast.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Painfully slippery and jazzing for work/life balance.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Groovily shaky and nesting with pop culture references.
Generated on 1/30/2010
Permanently mangled and muttering about glue.
Generated on 1/30/2010