Horoscope GeneratorYou were adopted. • Someone will spit in your taco. • Your next Career: Serial Temp • Your best friend is sleeping with your pet.
Generated on 6/21/2010
You will meet a six-foot midget. • Keep an eye out for rabid squirrels this month. • Your next Career: Pubic Stylist • What you see as a talent, others see as a sign of weakness.
Generated on 6/21/2010
You will get lost while driving. • You will be mistaken for a celebrity you detest. • Your next Career: Ventriloquist • Aaaaah! There's a bug on your shoulder!
Generated on 6/21/2010