Southern Sayings GeneratorHe's as wily as a dead canary in a bordello.
Generated on 10/16/2011
She was as lazy as a constipated acrobat on the front porch.
Generated on 10/16/2011
She's as two-faced as an insane snake with whooping cough.
Generated on 8/22/2011
She's as dimwitted as a mongrel mailman at a pie eatin' contest.
Generated on 8/11/2011
I was as paranoid as a stirred up hummingbird in a cow's ass.
Generated on 8/11/2011
I'm as comforable as a city snowman speaking pig latin.
Generated on 8/5/2011
She's as dizzy as a jerry-rigged sneeze at a dairy farm.
Generated on 8/5/2011
She's as evil as a belly-flopping hobo in an apron pocket.
Generated on 8/5/2011
He's as freaked out as a freeze-dried bimbo at the state fair.
Generated on 8/5/2011
I was as irritated as a drooling penguin in an afro.
Generated on 8/5/2011