Rock Your Food with the Guy Fieri Restaurant Menu Generator

It’s hard to hate Guy Fieri. He’s a loveable ham with no pretense, no off switch and no shortage of hair bleach. We celebrate Guy’s undignified life with The Guy Fiery Menu Generator: http://www.generatorland.com/guy-fieri-restaurant-menu

Five Things You Young People Need to Understand

I’m not really that old. I’m 45. But every now and again I feel like a cranky old man. Usually it’s after I observe a teen or twenty-something kid who thinks they have it all figured out. This is what goes through my head in those instances. #1 No one owes you anything. I can’t […]

YouTube Channel Hub: New Side Project

This morning I was trying to find some YouTube channels worth subscribing to and realized  that there’s no easy way to find them. Sure, it’s easy to find VIDEOS on YouTube, but there doesn’t seem to be an easy way to find channels you might be interested in. So I did a few Google searches […]

Pet Names: You’ve Purchased a Plucky Little Pup — Now What?

It started one day when your kids visited their friend’s house and met their rambunctious little family friend “Jake,” possibly the cutest puppy yet produced on Earth (according to reliable sources). Since then it’s been an endless refrain of “Can we get a dog? Can we get a dog? Can we get a dog?” Finally you break […]

STOP EATING EACH OTHER!

I saw this today: The Zombie Apocalypse Continues With Two More Attacks In Miami And Louisiana. And I’m beginning to think that: A) the press might have been under-reporting these incidents prior to the catchy “Zombie Apocalypse” moniker and B) I’m going to go live on the moon.  

Gingers Have Souls (But Not Soul)

There’s only one place for auto-tuning: turning real-life rants into music. Here’s one now…

Upon further reflection…Yuck

Sometimes graphic designers need to take a few steps back before submitting their work (via Jim Romenesko.com).

BRB. I Need to go Bathe in Purell.

Thank you, Cracked, for making me want to live in a bubble for the rest of my life. I am glad that at least the article is light on gruesome medical photos. Not that I’ll sleep any easier tonight. The 6 Most Terrifying Infections You Won’t Believe Are Real