Some clowns are good and some are a little
scary and wrong. Perhaps it's the rigors of the clown
life. Or perhaps they were just born on the wrong side
of Clown Town. If you've decided to slap on the makeup,
pop on the nose, and unleash your inner clown on an
unsuspecting world, we're here to help you get off on
the right (giant) foot with a good, sick clown name.