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MySpace: The Tacky Teenage Diary That Wouldn’t Die

Posted on | May 23, 2012 | Comments Off on MySpace: The Tacky Teenage Diary That Wouldn’t Die

MySpace Icon Expertly Rendered to Show It As Dead

If no one hears an angst-ridden teen complain, do they really exist?

Remember MySpace, that garishly festooned micro blogging bastion for angst-ridden teens and child predators? Apparently it’s not only still around (I know!) it’s actually going to relaunch as a “music hub!” Again! I’m sure someone at MySpace is running around getting everyone else excited about the “new paradigm” at the company and the “endless possibilities” for the future as the rest of the staff heads out for a “long lunch” after spending the day hitting up “LinkedIn” looking for new jobs. Perhaps after some rebranding, a few short-lived partnerships and an inevitable and embarrassing collapse, the social site that started it all will finally rest in peace.

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