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Southern Sayings Generator

Whether your finer than a frog hair split four ways or as slippery as snot on a glass doorknob, you can learn a thing or three from the homespun sayings born down south. Or you can make up your own with the Southern Sayings Generator.

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SnaggletoothAnomie I'm as jumpy as a chicken-fried gypsy in a drawer full of panties. lolwut?
2:13 PM on 7/5/11
glump She was as nosy as a drunken badger at a picnic. Blardy drunken badgers. This is one of my fav generators. Well done.
9:02 PM on 8/26/11
BoneyGumboHopkins "I was as gay as a constipated prostitute looking for a fight." Interesting.
5:45 AM on 12/30/11
Valve "I'm as dimwitted as a slippery hillbilly on a hundred degree day." Hmm...
6:53 PM on 11/29/12
master2 He's as drunk as a prize-winning drag queen walking on a backyard fence.
3:45 PM on 3/16/13
Arkio Dharkaea She's as successful as a lucky convict in a cow's ass.
11:14 PM on 7/3/13
Akavakaku I was as confused as an old toad in a doughnut shop.
4:40 AM on 10/11/14
Hailey86 She was as oversexed as a flea-bitten possum in an onion sack
8:06 PM on 9/12/17

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