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Confucius Says
The Confucius Quote Generator
Confucius quotes are full of wisdom and lessons, which you won't find here. However you can generate something Confucius' drunken idiot brother might say instead. Because a fool can enslave a camel but must always lay with a canary.
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napdynmite A duck may always laugh at a pearl but will not dance with the ocean
11:16 PM on 2/25/10
ThePelton "You must never expect toast without fighting a drunk. " How profound!
1:11 PM on 5/8/10
photographicCHIC105 lol
11:46 AM on 8/28/10
esnipplee Love your past or you will lie about broken promises. ...actually good.
5:29 AM on 10/6/10
EmmaUchiha Hey... "A rich man might climb an apple and be in the shadow of the worm. " This thing actually dishes out some wisdom.
8:17 PM on 2/6/11
Ravencrime "You must discover your mistakes without inviting a vampire."
11:41 AM on 4/29/11
Ravencrime this one was odd... "Thank God for giraffes and you may as well hide from sex."
11:43 AM on 4/29/11
13bronze Never cheat your pride without inviting a drunk very wise advice. . . . . .
8:12 AM on 5/10/11
gracierogers Bury another's lover if you would forget a pig.
11:42 AM on 10/19/11
BoneyGumboHopkins "You must hide your pride without fighting an angry bull."
5:42 AM on 12/30/11
Kiarie95 "A poor man may never laugh about a mountain but will always devour a gorilla." Wha?
4:42 AM on 4/5/12
555pero555 An evil man may always trip over merriment but never sit on why. true,my friends
11:18 AM on 6/4/12
555pero555 lose your past or lose the past.
5:56 AM on 6/5/12
Smaners1222 you must never expect a journey of revenge without burying a dog... Thats just sad
8:39 PM on 9/21/12
colbysma Study the yolk or battle with lies :)
2:28 AM on 10/6/12
CWRA0444 A wide man must take buttered toast without inviting secrets
12:06 AM on 10/17/12
CWRA0444 Wise*
12:09 AM on 10/17/12
VonanLeyl Hide from truth and you may as well live under excuses.
4:47 PM on 5/4/13

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