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Sometimes, try as you might, you just can't seem to come up with anything interesting to post on Facebook. Don't worry, Generator Land is here to help. Just click the "What's My Status" button and you'll suddenly find you have all sorts of great things to tell your friends about.
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napdynmite Less obscure than the Twitter one, but I really dig this.
4:44 PM on 1/10/10
J-Ho My current status: digging this generator.
4:48 PM on 1/10/10
taft1909 LOL! LOL! LOL! (I wanted to write it a million times, but I thought that would be going overboard.)
8:41 PM on 1/10/10
gracierogers :)
4:48 PM on 3/30/10
ThePelton Sorry, I was wound up at a smoke-filled office party!
6:25 PM on 4/28/10
Ninure Grumpf!!
9:56 AM on 6/5/10
esnipplee my mailman is addicted to a taco. what sort of taco /is/ that?
2:42 AM on 6/28/10
photographicCHIC105 lol this is cool!
11:13 AM on 8/28/10
photographicCHIC105 my status: my helper monkey traded a toy robot for a cemetery. lol stupid monkey
11:14 AM on 8/28/10
Arceus24 I believe I no longer need egotistical bacon. WTF?!
5:38 PM on 10/31/10
telkol My life-sized robot traded a glass penguin for a self-portrait sounds like a fair trade, but why did somebody else had my life size robots self portrait?
10:05 PM on 1/25/11
SnaggletoothAnomie lol, Getting my groove on at the most brutal mens room ,
3:02 PM on 6/28/11
gracierogers My mother loved a snowman???
11:34 AM on 10/19/11
gracierogers My mother loved a snowman???
11:34 AM on 10/19/11
gracierogers My mother loved a snowman???
11:34 AM on 10/19/11
YogiDragon I'm going to the most brutal health club? What?!
7:29 PM on 4/14/12
YogiDragon I'm going to the most brutal health club? What?!
7:29 PM on 4/14/12
coolshine3214 My girlfriend traded an umbrella for a badger
5:07 PM on 7/14/13
CHGuenette My mother traded a compliment for a pair of breast implants?
12:25 PM on 7/31/13
soliloquySpinner Apparently, I loved a glass flamingo. Whoop dee doo, that sounds...painful.
1:16 AM on 11/26/13
CuboidNeko "I can't stand microscopic pandas"
1:47 PM on 1/31/16

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