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Personal Bio Generator
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ThePelton
Being underemployed, I'm wondering what would happen if I added this stuff to my resume. "Spent 2002-2008 supervising the production of circus clowns in Salisbury, MD."
12:22 PM on 5/17/10
taft1909
Crazy but cool!
12:26 AM on 5/24/10
gracierogers
Realistic...?
3:25 AM on 6/6/10
ThePelton
"So, mr. Smith, tell me how you supervised the production of crickets in Sarasota, Florida?"
1:03 PM on 6/18/10
ThePelton
Spoke at an international conference about promoting dust in Lybia. Definitely.
2:28 PM on 12/6/10
V.Soul
Ahhh, I needed these laughs. Thank you!!
5:56 PM on 4/3/11
V.Soul
"Spent a weekend investing in sauerkraut with no outside help." HA
6:00 PM on 4/3/11
princessrec
Managing trumpets for farmers?
6:58 AM on 6/5/11
jordan the cat
"human brains for the underprivileged." Now they feel more privileged- apparently thanks to me.
8:17 PM on 7/6/11
Dalfour
"Spent a year implementing UFOs in Miami, FL." yeah, that was me :)
11:37 PM on 9/28/11
Dalfour
"In 2008 I was building wieners on the black market." lol what?
11:38 PM on 9/28/11
bfotino@yahoo.com
very creative
9:05 PM on 11/8/11
2012nonbeliever
Your too genius
11:10 PM on 6/11/12
CWRA0444
Encase you didn't know, I had moderate success selling public live in Vegas.
1:04 AM on 9/15/12
CWRA0444
Lice*
1:05 AM on 9/15/12
CWRA0444
Lice*
1:05 AM on 9/15/12
colbysma
Spent 2002-2007 selling fatback in Libya.
2:33 AM on 10/6/12
Arkio Dharkaea
I went from a terrorist to an illegal action figure salesman to a fast food manager to an elderly farmer.
12:53 PM on 4/24/13
appleeimac
i never knew that i Spent college summers marketing circus clowns in Atlantic City, NJ
2:03 AM on 6/4/13
Shyshaeia
Interesting, may need more verbs (as resume writters love those for some reason) for a bit better vairance.
2:55 PM on 2/20/14
SweetMarshmallowPony
I spent the 80's supervising the production of saliva in Los Angeles, CA.
12:09 PM on 11/29/14
santaclaus
OK NEAT
11:06 PM on 2/10/15
Charowak
selling terrorism in prescott, AZ
10:35 AM on 4/6/15
jdalmau27
Uniquely-equipped for writing about toy monkeys in the government sector. Spent the better part of the 90's lecturing about dust in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2005 consulting about robotic shrimp in Mexico. Wow. I have a lot to put on my resume.
10:13 AM on 5/5/15
jdalmau27
Spent two years short selling lint with no outside help. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PRODUCTIVITY.
10:15 AM on 5/5/15
jdalmau27
Spent 2002-2007 creating marketing channels for cannibalism with no outside help. O_o
10:22 AM on 5/5/15
Tatertat
Spent 2002-2007 developing cannibalism in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 donating etch-a-sketches for the government. Those years were crazy.
9:10 AM on 6/25/16
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